Crazy "Mom" Moments

I have always heard different things about motherhood that frankly, I just didn't believe.  People would say something, and I would think in disbelief, "I will never say/think/do such and such!"

Well....this post is where I insert my foot in my mouth.

I have....

*Been peed on, and gotten poop in some weird places

*Switched to cloth diapers (hence the previous statement...)

*Gone longer without showering than I would like to admit

*Showered with the curtain open while singing Taylor Swift, dancing and making faces

*Picked/wiped countless boogers without a second thought

*Gotten formula/spit up/drool on my shirt, and not changed...because, really, who wants to add to the laundry pile?!

*Learned to drink cold coffee and eat cold food. 

*Listened to "baby music" that is so terrible that it shouldn't be considered music

*Learned to multitask in ways I never thought possible

*Cried when I left my daughter in the church nursery (I was a Children's Minister for crying out loud!)

But, I have also....

*Experienced the miracle of pregnancy/giving birth

*Enjoyed sweet first smiles, laughs and coos

*Fed and rocked a baby girl while she holds onto my hand with all of her might

*Cuddled and cuddled and cuddled

*Seen the look of recognition when Baby A sees her mommy and daddy

*Watched my husband become a daddy and bond with his daughter

*Learned the priceless joy of praying over your child

I am sure there will be so many more moments of "I never thought I would have..." or doing things that I always told my mom "I'll never do/say that to my kids"! But all in all, these crazy mom moments are totally worth it!